"I Should've KNOWN Better"

Like I stated before, this dating season has been pretty slow for me, so when I received a text message from Mr. "He's Just Not Into Me...", I was like "what the heck?" I didn't have anything else to do that night and going to the movies can't be that bad, right?  WRONG!!!!!  Here's what happened (and please keep the "I told you so" and the "what was she thinking?" to yourself, please.)  So the evening went a little like this...

**Note: If you haven't read "He's Just Not Into Me" please stop, read that one first, then come back to this one or you'll be all kinds of confused. lol**

He sends me text messages during work trying to figure out what I want to see.  I LOVE the movies so I can really go see anything, except horror, and be just as happy as can be.  So when I get off, he asks me to pick him up from a restaurant down the street from my place.  When I get there i'm a little confused as to why he isn't ready to get in the car and go.  He comes out to the car to tell me that he needs to pay his tab.  (I'm thinking why didn't you just use the time that it took to come outside to the car to pay your tab?  But common sense isn't common) ANYWAY...he finally comes outside and we're on our way to the theater.  When I ask him what movie we are going to see, he tells me a horror movie.  Now I know that I told him that I don't do horror movies, so I change it to another movie.  We get to the parking lot and this is where I start to wish that I was the chick from Bewitched and could twinkle my nose and magically transport myself to another place. 

We get to the theater and I'm about to get out of the car when he stops me and starts professing his strong like for me.  I'm looking like "WTH is going on?"  He goes into how he and his best friend are like Will and Grace (may I point out that Will is GAY!!!) and that she told him to tell me how he felt about me.  Then he starts going in on how he wanted me to take him to New York with me and then he holds the bridge of his nose, turns his head away from me, closes his eyes and says "I can't believe I'm telling you all of this." Now...I'm trying to keep my composure but it is SOOOOO hard!  He then tells me that he wants me to be his woman.  Now...he and I have only been out MAYBE 2 or 3 times, we don't talk on the phone, and I barely acknowledge his existence when he does reach out to me.  So imagine my surprise when all of this starts pouring out.  The best I could do was to say "I mean you're cool..."  (sucks to be him)  I didn't know what else to say to make the situation any better.  So, I just opened the door so we could go into the movies and then in the middle of the parking lot he walks up to me, reaches out to caress the side of my face and I'm just hoping that he isn't trying to kiss me.  It was an awkward moment, so I just moved my face and turn around to start walking. 

We get into the movies and he asks me like 5 times if I want anything, tries to hold my hand, and keeps talking to me DURING the movie (I don't talk very much during the movies because I like to focus on what's going on...I don't like to miss anything).  I'm just so annoyed by the time the movie gets to the middle.  I SO wish that we would've just met there (but he doesn't own a car) so I could've just left out of the theater and used that time to catch up on some much needed rest. 

I just don't understand how he doesn't see that he really isn't into females.  Needless to say that no matter how slow my dating season gets, I will NOT be taking him up on anymore offers to hang out.  It's just not worth my sanity or my time.

Bright Side: still working on that one...